20 September 2008

susahnya cari jodoh..

Siapa sih orang normal di dunia ini yang ga kepengen ketemu jodohnya, apalagi di jaman sekarang makin susah cari jodoh yang cocok.. giliran udah cantik atau ganteng, sononya ga setia.. giliran kitanya ga suka, malah dikejar2.. padahal yah, harusnya kita di Indonesia bersyukur, apalagi dengan rasio cowok banding cewek 1:1 (wikigender, 2007) .. jadi harusnya kan udah pas tuh, sepasang-sepasang..

bayangin kalo keadaannya kayak di serbia.. saking kaga adanya cewe di negaranya ampe mesti import cewe dari luar!et dah buset.. gatanggung2 lagi, sampe 250 rebu ekor didatangkan dari belahan bumi bagian timur.. yah mendingan negare kita dah cuma impor beras sama minyak.. kalo menurut ministry of work and social policynya sana yah, dalam 2 taon lagi bakal ada 120 desa yang ga ada populasinya alias abis alias sepi.. ya gimana mau bikin anak, selongsongnya aja kaga ada..

dah kalo ga percaya baca aja gih ndiri...

The secretary at the Ministry of Work and Social Policy of Serbia, Zeljko Vasiljevic, proposed an idea to improve the demographic picture of Serbia. The method would be to “import” a hundred thousand women from Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos and Burma so that they would marry single men from Serbia.

- In the next two years, 120 more villages in Serbia will be left without population. I think that we should have entire country move from these country to Serbia which would settle in critical places – said Vasiljevic for Press, adding that the demographic picture of Serbia is catastrophic and that he demands radical measures.

In Serbian villages, in fact, there are 250,000 single men, and there are no women for them. Vasiljevic thinks that they could compensate this by having women from Asia, where they are the majority, settle in Serbia.

- We do not have to get only women from Asia move here, they can also be from Russia or Ukraine, and all countries of former USSR. Women from Laos, Vietnam or Cambodia are Buddhist, and Buddhism is very close to Christian Orthodox religion – said the secretary wisely.

Vasiljevic thinks that they need to start a collaboration with these countries because they would all take profit from it. Leading women to Serbia or having Serbian men leave for some other countries would accessible, and only those who are interested would take part in it. Hence, he added, we should give quality education to people. However, his colleagues were not so thrilled with his plan.

- Now one has taken interest in this plan. This has to be a proposal for the cabinet. If someone in the cabinet is interested, and I still do not know what I could do from my position in this issue. Should be anyone interested, I am ready to put a team together to work on the project – Vasiljevic stated.

Should Vasiljevic’s plan succeed, Serbia would start a wave of migration from the far east and would become the greatest friend of overpopulated eastern countries.

(sumber : javno)


Jadi yaa bagi yang sudah mempunyai pasangan-pasangan, harap bersyukur.. jangan disia-siain.. jangan dikecewain.. jangan disakitin.. jangan diporotin (duitnya).. jangan dimandiin(kan udah gede bisa mandi sendiri).. jangan dicubitin (sakit tau).. jangan ditampolin.. jangan dicuekin..

pasangan lo itu rejeki Allah buat lo, yang namanya rejeki pan kaga bole disia-siain yak?kalo iya ntar dosa lhoo.. tapii kalo ujung-ujungnya kaga cocok, jangan panik duluu.. masih banyak kok yang single di dunia ini.. masak sih ga ada satu dua yang cocok ma kita ya gak coy? hehehe adem benerrr, hahh!



6 Comments:

  1. the trouble said...
    Hehehehe....
    dimana2 tuh banyakan cwe dibanding cwo di dunia ini... Lagian menurut gue jodoh itu gak usah di cari pak.... Seperti judul blog ini "Santai Saja"

    Ntar juga ketemu...

    Nb: Nice blog juga... warna nya kalem.
    Gue Blom Kuliah Pak... masih SMA...
    Markontie said...
    saya sih alhamdulilah sudah ada kok.. :P
    DJoniE said...
    Sumpeh lu harus di improt? Gw jadi bersyukur gw ada di teknik.. Segersang2nya kampus kita, ada yang lebih gersang lagi.. :D
    Markontie said...
    di teknik biar gersang tapi barang rumput2 teki doang mah masih ada...
    Larasati said...
    masak teknik gersang sih? meleknya cuma 5 watt kalee jadi gak gitu jelas
    Anonim said...
    Kata siapa cewek2 di teknik rumput teki? Enak adza....

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